TRIVIA

How do you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?
-A Buy-ologist.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
-A brick layer! 

JOKES-------------
Cashew Nut. Don’t tell me you’re sorry Cashew Nut. ~ (UNFAITHFUL-Rihanna)  
Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom. (JUST DANCE-Lady Gaga)  
Come back to me. Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.…

n the hospital Husband: (Balikbayan) Honey, bakit  mukhang Amerkano ‘tong anak natin, wala naman sa lahi natin ito a. Wife: Di ba Hon,mahilig ka sa imported. Iyong mga kotse natin, German made. Iyong  appliances natin halos mga Japan made. E, iyong  jewelries…